Sometimes They Come Back

4 years ago a suspected alien craft was seen over santa fe and pflumm in overland park. witnesses said it appeared to be scanning houses in the neighborhood using a white beam. early this morning police received phone calls from residents in old overland park. their statements matched those recorded 4 years ago, only this time someone spoke with the aliens. the sluggish extra terrestrials were trying to communicate their need for coffee with hand gestures and broken english. frightened citizens misunderstood their verbal attempts as "take me to your leader," but what they were REALLY saying was "take me to a latté." ok, seriously now... double punches for everyone who can make the alien hand gesture for coffee.